Posted by
Patrick Henry on Wednesday, October 07, 2009 11:22:24 PM
Comedian Jeff Foxworthy has made a mint on his serial parodies beginning, "You might be a redneck
if . . ." Not to be outdone, stalwarts of the Democratic party have taken up the mantra by changing it
to, "You're probably a racist if . . ." So, lest you be perceived as a politically incorrect hater of your
neighbors of color, pay close heed to their recently spouted wisdom.
(1) You;re probably a racist if you criticize or publicly disagree with any person of color.
(2) You're probably a racist if you oppose Barack Obama's policies (in fact, you're probably the Imperial
Wizard of the National Klavern of the Ku Klux Klan).
(3) You're probably a racist if you think that tax-cheating, ethics violating, pork-barreling, race-baiter
Charlie Rangel should be stripped of his committee chairmanship and expelled from the House of
Representatives.
(4) You're probably a racist if you don't think the FBI planted that $80,000 in William Jefferson's freezer.
(5) You're probably a racist if you think Illinois Governor Rod Blagojecrook should have appointed
anyone other than "I Forgot" Roland Burris as senator from his state.
(6) You're probably a racist if you think ACORN is as crooked as a snake and Bertha Lewis reminds you
more of the wacky ringmaster of a bad circus than the CEO of anything.
(7) You're probably a racist if you are part of the "vast right wing conspiracy" that was out to get
America's first black president (Bill "Zipper" Clinton) and is now after Barack Obama.
(8) You're probably a racist if you laughed hysterically when California Congresswoman Barbara Lee
remarked after her taxpayer funded trip to Cuba, "What political prisoners? We didn't see any political
prisoners."
(9) You're probably a racist if you sneered at Maxine Waters' disclaimer about funneling TARP funds
to her own husband's bank as "advocating for minority owned business."
(10) You're probably a racist if you live in Chicago and are actually glad that Rio got the Olympics.
(11) You're probably a racist if you oppose Obamacare, because everyone knows that good health
insurance is important only to people of color.
(12) You're probably a racist if you believe immigration laws should be enforced as written and call
people who sneaked across the borders "illegal aliens."
You see how it goes. The list is almost endless. And the tragedy of it is that the Democrats have
played the race card so many times, conjured up so many racial fears, hatreds, resentments and real
prejudice so often that they have turned a really important social issue into a cheap parlor joke. It is
not what one thinks of the attitudes, politics and actions of a few individuals that makes one a racist or
not. It is a deep seated attitude of the heart that leads one to paint all persons of color, gender or social
status with the same brush. So don't let the lying Democrats -- the Jimmy Carters, the Bill Clintons, the
David Patersons, the Charlie Rangels and the Jesse Jacksons -- paint you with their own dirty brush.
When ideas stink, they stink no matter who had them. When people lie, they are still liars no matter
what the color of their skin. And what is said on national television for political gain is NOT true simply
because of who said it. The Dumbocrats have played their nasty hole card once to often, and as
Americans become better informed by the day regarding the monstrous government takeover game
they're playing, in the upcoming elections they will find out they are drawing against the voters'
straight flush. Bye, bye!