Posted by
Patrick Henry on Tuesday, April 21, 2009 9:10:29 PM
In the wake of the scandalous DHS report labeling anti-abortionists, anti-gay
marraige activists, those who want immigration laws actually enforced and
returning military vets as potential radicalized right-wing extremists who are prone
to commit acts of terrorism, maybe it's time for some pushback. So, here are
some indicators of a different stripe/ YOU MIGHT BE A RADICALIZED LEFT
WING EXTREMIST IF:
1. You sign petitions suggesting admitted bomber William Ayers is an OK guy, or
2. Your initials are BHO and you new best buds are named Hugo, Fidel and Raul, or
3. You're a new Secretary of Homeland Security who refuses to enforce existing
immigration laws, or
4. You want to impose a cacamamy $3,100 annual energy tax at a time when
the earth us actually cooling (for the last eleven tears) and the Continental ice
shelf is thickening, or
5. You think tea bags are only significant to Barney Frank, or
6. You praise yourself in advance for cutting in half a deficit that you plan to
create, or
7. You are obsessed with "spreading around" other people's wealth, or
8. You/'re dumb enough to say publicly that you want $8 a gallon gas, or
9. You want ACORN involved in the census so we can be sure and double count
all those dead and ficitious voters they registered, or
10. You really look forward to slipshod, rationed healthcare, or
11. You want Tim Geithner, Tom Daschle or Kathleen Sebelius to do your taxes, or
12. You believe there was no pork in the stimulus (choke, gag) bill, or
13. You honestly think Nancy Pelosi is not a partisan witch, or
14. You see Jeremiah Wright as a patriot, or
15. You think a little socialism never hurt anybody (Russia, Cuba, Poland,
etc,)
16. You don't believe the president's insane budget will produce unsustainable
deficits, or
17. You want to see a government that has yet to prove it can organize an egg
on toast running GM or Bank of America, or
18. You don't see the similarities between Christopher Dodd, Barney Franl
and Bernie Madoff, or
19. You think the leader of the free world in the midst of the worst national
crisis in decades should be conducting a witch hunt against people he'll never
convict, are no longer in office and may well have done nothing illegal, or
20. You honestly want the USA to look ANYTHING AT ALL like western
Europe.
Actually, if you want that last one you're not only a dangerous, radicalized left
wing extremist. YOU'RE AN IDIOT! Have a nice day.