March has elevated the art of untruth telling to giddy new heights in our
nation's capital, with lies and counter-lies flying back and forth between political
opponents and congressional evildoers scrambling to cover their exposed
backsides. But one reliable law of nature holds that no matter what the month,
one liar will one up the rest so outrageously that he or she will earn the
"superliar" designation.
March's fibbing femme fatale is none other than the Speaker of the House
of Representatives, California's own Nancy Pelosi, who declared for God and
all the world to hear, "I am not a partisan." Now, unless I am mistaken, this is
the weaseling wench who sent the first House stimulus vote down the drain
with a blistering one-sided attack on those across the aisle for creating the
mess that made the stimulus necessary. (Another lie, by the way). She made
Republicans who intended to support the bill so angry that they simply didn't.
This is the demonical dowager who instituted rules so harsh and pejorative
as to deny Repuiblicans the right to propose amendments to bills or receive
fair debate on them. This is the buxom buffooness who has allowed tax cheating
Charlie Rangel to maintain his stranglehold on House Ways and Means while
under investigation for ethics violations, who promised a release of the
results of that investigation by January and yet who, to this day, has produced
nothing whatever to indict or exonerate him. Can there be any doubt at all
the she is covering for the man, or that by now she would have publicly
drawn and quartered a Republican for similar violations?
Sorry, Nancy. You are both a partisan and a bald-faced liar. But there is
an upside. You and Harry Reid can give back the stimulus billions for the
speed train from California to Vegas, because at the rate your nose is
growing Californians will simply be able to grease it up and slide down it
all the way from Disneyland to The Strip! Enjoy your Pinocchio. Given your
proliferation of prodigious prevarications, you'll soon need a new trophy case
to hold your dubious distinctions.